Today, Pioneer Woman asked people to share past Halloween costumes they've worn. If she picks your post, you can win a big orange dutch oven. So, I shared this:

"I was a full-on super chicken. I'm talking feathers and a huge claustrophobic head with a beak. I had serious wings, drumstick thighs, and a pair of over-sized chicken feet that required I walk backward down stairs. Needed a handler that year."