Ditch the man

I had a startling wake-up call one morning. Stevie, my first cat with Mikey, was sleeping with his face on my pillow. Little kitty breaths on my exposed nose. The breeze woke me up and I was startled to see Stevie so close to my face. Even more so when I noticed how comfy he was, sharing my pillow with me. My girlfriend said I would have been more startled if he woke up and said, "Ditch the man," and then pointed at Michael. It's true. That would have freaked me out.