Win, lose

My girlfriends and I came in second for the annual Figgy Pudding Street Caroling competition this year. We took the We Three Kings tune from the Roaches, changed the lyrics to We Three Queens and wrote a fun roast about our two senators, Patty Murray and Maria Cantrell — and our gov, Christine Gregoire. We had a friend hold up huge posters of our elected officials' heads and then we kicked ass! Unfortunately, we lost the applause-a-thon to a troupe of tap dancers who, you guessed it (or maybe you didn’t) tap danced during their applause thereby winning, even though they basically sucked in a Lawrence Welk kind of way. Lame-e-oh.